Well here you are again reading about my life wishing that yours was even half as cool. Sad... yes but I can't blame you, being that my cool factor is at least 87 points higher than my average reader's. But don't hate, instead just try to count your few blessings compared to my many. But enough with that, let's talk about me.
Recently I brought my supermodel wife (Katie M) up with me in a heli ride, something your man no doubt has never done for you! Not that he doesn't love you, it's just that he doesn't love you as much.
We flew over a few towns laughing at the less cool mormons with their fruitful wombs. After that got old we decided to fly over a National Park and through a few canyons. Yeah sure it was expensive but with all the money baby Capri (check out her new pic that Mars'f Pari took) has been pulling in as of late with her "Baby GAP save the children of Africa tour" I can't really pretend like we're hurting for money like most other sex-crazed 12-baby mormon families! But that's fine, I would rather have 1 cute baby than 12 ugly human infants. See the way I figure it, i put all my good genes into Capri. Most mormons don't even have good genes as is and they are having to divide that amongst an entire colony of boob-sucking free loaders! Look, all I'm saying is at least Capri is paying her own way and living off of fine cuisine and not sour boob juice! OK OK you think im going too far but maybe that's because your cool factor is just too low to comprehend. Anyways I got to run because Capri's Sign Language tutor has just arrived. Hope you all have a good night reading about other less interesting lives!
